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The International World Shit Public Holiday

The International World Shit Public Holiday
The International World Shit Public Holiday

https://www.causes.com/campaigns/101575-create-the-international-world-shit-public-holiday

Life happens. Shit happens. And it happens a lot. To a lot of people.
Colleen Hoover

Ready for a new campaign! This is an invitation to sign the petition and support the cause for the creation of the International World Shit Public Holiday. The epoch-making proposal is suggested by our main face brand Crap Italy based for the occasion in Florence.

Considering that everyone is forced to fight daily not only to earn a place in heaven, but more simply a minimum of dignity, intellectual and physical goods, and that therefore we all need a bit of healthily rest, a great idea came to me looking at some images from an Instagram profile offering exquisite grooming and shaving ass products for the modern gentleman, so I told to myself, Crap Italy free sponsorship is once again ready to make available its creativity for a new wonderful international adventure!

So the new cause was born, from a Carl William Brown’s idea, supported by the Daimon Art genial museum and advised by its divine muses, and the image of a sculpture by the famous eclectic artist Andros entitled “Crapitalism” that has already sponsored the great Expoop 2015 Exibition in Milan, the Extraordinary Jubilee of Mercy 2016 in Rome, a large wall of a house situated in the centre of Brescia, in San Faustino street, near Rovetta square and Largo Formentone, in front of the old Loggia Palace, the prestigious headquarter of the city council, and which also represents the True Face of Justice of our stupid world and it is as well devoted to all the great shit faces of our fabulous planet!

Since it is certainly true that there are a lot of festivities devoted to all sorts of events, both religious and secular, but not just one single day to honour and celebrate the most important thing for the humankind, therefore this is a serious shortcoming that needs to be healed, in order to increase both the multicultural identity of our global society and the religious diversity of this amazing world!

What’s more this New and Holy Public Holiday would be accepted very attractively and pleasantly by the whole world and above all by the Chinese, the American, the Indian, the European, the African and the Arabian who are great and proud producer of this magic stuff; then all the workers, the students and mainly the artists should be glad of having another occasion to show their abilities and celebrate through exibitions, charities and concerts such an important day, producing at the same time still more magic stuff and increasing therefore the stupid entropy of our incredible planet. Anyway our main sponsor is confident in your own good will and as an anticipation it is also eager to reveal that is planning to create a line of new perfums for the great event!

P.S. Even the world of finance and the most serious traders who usally haven’t got time for a shit, since “shitting is for wimps”, as Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) said in the film, Wall Street, will enjoy the opportuny to celebrate in the most quiet and satisfactory manner the great occasion.

Wise and fair concepts have already been expressed, but since people do not listen, and most importantly they do not know a shit, we must continue to repeat them.
Carl William Brown

Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.

 

Giubileo Straordinario 2016

Crap Italy Jubilee 2016 T-shirt free sponsor art
Crap Italy Jubilee 2016 T-shirt free sponsor art

Line dividerGiubileo straordinario 2016. Crap Italy Voluntary Sponsorship! Non si può arrivare in cielo senza passare per Roma, per l’Italia e per tutta la merda di questo stupido paese!
Carl William Brown

Che due palle con sto colosseo, un rudere di 2000 anni fa dove venivano uccisi degli schiavi e che sti fessi di italiani vogliono far passare come un grande monumento alla cultura, ma fateci dentro una discarica, con tutta la merda che avete a Roma! P.S. Se il colosseo non basta, usate pure il vaticano!
Carl William Brown

In una nazione che è peggio di una fogna, non possono esistere centri metropolitani, al limite ci saranno solo città di merda!
Carl William Brown

L’Italia è un paese che ormai galleggia a malapena nella melma più disgustosa, una nazione dove le fogne governano in tutti i sensi, e la chiesa cosa propone, un giubileo, straordinario ed eccezionale, per manifestare con parole, pensieri, ed opere tutta la sua gioia per l’enorme quantità di stupidità che ci circonda! Ma io dico, e andare a spalare un po’ di merda invece! L’Italia infatti più che di preghiere, di giubilo e di uomini illuminati dalla più profonda imbecillità, ha bisogno di innumerevoli spalatori! Questa può essere una proposta ragionevole anche per tutti gli immigrati che sostano senza fare un cazzo negli alberghi o negli ostelli cattolici della penisola, e per tutti quei politici che propongono buone riforme per colmare sempre di più il letamaio del bel paese, c’è da spalare, vogliamo capirla o no! La stessa ricetta vale ovviamente anche per la Germania, che deve smaltire oltre un bel po’ della sua merda, anche le centrali nucleari presenti sul territorio, per dei costi irrisori che si aggirano intorno alle decine e decine di miliardi di euro, che alla fine pagheranno i cittadini, come al solito, mentre in Francia e in Polonia gli stessi impianti continuano allegramente a produrre energia! C’è da spalare, e un bel po’ di roba, volete capirla o no! Altro che giubileo!

Carl William Brown

Crap Italy Jubilee 2016 T-shirt free sponsor
Crap Italy Jubilee 2016 T-shirt free sponsor

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David Hume wise quotes

David Hume wise quotes and aphorisms
David Hume wise quotes and aphorisms

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David Hume

Heaven and Hell suppose two distinct species of men, the Good and the Bad. But the greatest part of mankind float betwixt vice and virtue.
David Hume

The virtues of valor and love of liberty; the only virtues which can have place among an uncivilized people, where justice and humanity are commonly neglected.”
David Hume

Reading and sauntering and lounging and dosing, which I call thinking, is my supreme Happiness.
David Hume

Reason is, and ought only to be the slave of the passions.
David Hume

A wise man proportions his belief to the evidence.
David Hume

The bigotry of theologians [is] a malady which seems almost incurable.
David Hume

Men are much oftener thrown on their knees by the melancholy than by the agreeable passions.
David Hume

Men often act knowingly against their interest.
David Hume

Nothing endears so much a friend as sorrow for his death. The pleasure of his company has not so powerful an influence.
David Hume

Philosophy would render us entirely Pyrrhonian, were not nature too strong for it.
David Hume

The advantages found in history seem to be of three kinds, as it amuses the fancy, as it improves the understanding, and as it strengthens virtue.
David Hume

The chief benefit, which results from philosophy, arises in an indirect manner, and proceeds more from its secret, insensible influence, than from its immediate application.
David Hume

The heights of popularity and patriotism are still the beaten road to power and tyranny.
David Hume

The law always limits every power it gives.
David Hume

The rules of morality are not the conclusion of our reason.
David Hume

There is a very remarkable inclination in human nature to bestow on external objects the same emotions which it observes in itself, and to find every where those ideas which are most present to it.
David Hume

There is not to be found, in all history, any miracle attested by a sufficient number of men, of such unquestioned good sense, education and learning, as to secure us against all delusion in themselves.
David Hume

Epicurus’s old questions are still unanswered: Is he (God) willing to prevent evil, but not able? then he is impotent. Is he able, but not willing? then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? then whence evil?
David Hume

No man ever threw away life while it was worth keeping.
David Hume

Any pride or haughtiness, is displeasing to us, merely because it shocks our own pride, and leads us by sympathy into comparison, which causes the disagreeable passion of humility.
David Hume

All sentiment is right; because sentiment has a reference to nothing beyond itself, and is always real, wherever a man is conscious of it. But all determinations of the understanding are not right; because they have a reference to something beyond themselves, to wit, real matter of fact; and are not always conformable to that standard.
David Hume

As every inquiry which regards religion is of the utmost importance, there are two questions in particular which challenge our attention, to wit, that concerning its foundation in reason, and that concerning it origin in human nature.
David Hume

We make allowance for a certain degree of selfishness in men; because we know it to be inseparable from human nature, and inherent in our frame and constitution. By this reflexion we correct those sentiments of blame, which so naturally arise upon any opposition.
David Hume