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The International World Shit Public Holiday

The International World Shit Public Holiday
The International World Shit Public Holiday

https://www.causes.com/campaigns/101575-create-the-international-world-shit-public-holiday

Life happens. Shit happens. And it happens a lot. To a lot of people.
Colleen Hoover

Ready for a new campaign! This is an invitation to sign the petition and support the cause for the creation of the International World Shit Public Holiday. The epoch-making proposal is suggested by our main face brand Crap Italy based for the occasion in Florence.

Considering that everyone is forced to fight daily not only to earn a place in heaven, but more simply a minimum of dignity, intellectual and physical goods, and that therefore we all need a bit of healthily rest, a great idea came to me looking at some images from an Instagram profile offering exquisite grooming and shaving ass products for the modern gentleman, so I told to myself, Crap Italy free sponsorship is once again ready to make available its creativity for a new wonderful international adventure!

So the new cause was born, from a Carl William Brown’s idea, supported by the Daimon Art genial museum and advised by its divine muses, and the image of a sculpture by the famous eclectic artist Andros entitled “Crapitalism” that has already sponsored the great Expoop 2015 Exibition in Milan, the Extraordinary Jubilee of Mercy 2016 in Rome, a large wall of a house situated in the centre of Brescia, in San Faustino street, near Rovetta square and Largo Formentone, in front of the old Loggia Palace, the prestigious headquarter of the city council, and which also represents the True Face of Justice of our stupid world and it is as well devoted to all the great shit faces of our fabulous planet!

Since it is certainly true that there are a lot of festivities devoted to all sorts of events, both religious and secular, but not just one single day to honour and celebrate the most important thing for the humankind, therefore this is a serious shortcoming that needs to be healed, in order to increase both the multicultural identity of our global society and the religious diversity of this amazing world!

What’s more this New and Holy Public Holiday would be accepted very attractively and pleasantly by the whole world and above all by the Chinese, the American, the Indian, the European, the African and the Arabian who are great and proud producer of this magic stuff; then all the workers, the students and mainly the artists should be glad of having another occasion to show their abilities and celebrate through exibitions, charities and concerts such an important day, producing at the same time still more magic stuff and increasing therefore the stupid entropy of our incredible planet. Anyway our main sponsor is confident in your own good will and as an anticipation it is also eager to reveal that is planning to create a line of new perfums for the great event!

P.S. Even the world of finance and the most serious traders who usally haven’t got time for a shit, since “shitting is for wimps”, as Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) said in the film, Wall Street, will enjoy the opportuny to celebrate in the most quiet and satisfactory manner the great occasion.

Wise and fair concepts have already been expressed, but since people do not listen, and most importantly they do not know a shit, we must continue to repeat them.
Carl William Brown

Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.

 

Extraordinary Jubilee 2016

Extraordinary Jubilee 2016. Crap Italy Voluntary Sponsorship! You can not get to heaven without passing through Rome, for Italy and for all the shit of this stupid country!
Carl William Brown

Crap Italy Jubilee 2016 T-shirt free sponsor art
Crap Italy Jubilee 2016 T-shirt free sponsor art

Is man able to save himself, or is his salvation entirely a work of divine shitty grace? Or our salvation is completely impossibile because biological matter is not everlasting! This issue is foundamental to understand the primary doctrines of the Reformation and will long remain among the great theological classics of Christian history.
Carl William Brown

My dear venerable Erasmus, if Christians are not skeptical, then I am not one of the shitty crew at all!
Carl William Brown

Italy is a country that barely floats in the more disgusting and filthy mud, a nation where the sewers govern in every sense, and what is the divine answer of the church to all this, a jubilee, extraordinary and exceptional, to express with words, thoughts, and works his joy at the huge amount of stupidity that sorrounds us! But I say, and go to shovel away a little shit instead! Italy in fact, more than prayer, of joy and of enlightened men from the deepest stupidity, needs countless diggers! This may also be a reasonable proposal for all the immigrants who are resting without doing anything at all in hotels or catholic hostels of the peninsula, and all those politicians who propose good reforms to fill more and more the dung heap of the beautiful country, we need diggers, can you see it or not! The same recipe is obviously true and very worthwhile for Germany as well, which has to dispose both a lot of its shit, and even nuclear power plants in the area, for the low costs of tens and tens of billions of euro, which eventually citizens will have to pay, as usual, while in France and Poland the same systems continue blithely to produce energy! We need diggers and millions of shovels, there is a lot of stuff to be removed, can you see it or not? And not simply a Jubilee!

Carl William Brown

 

Giubileo Straordinario 2016

Crap Italy Jubilee 2016 T-shirt free sponsor art
Crap Italy Jubilee 2016 T-shirt free sponsor art

Line dividerGiubileo straordinario 2016. Crap Italy Voluntary Sponsorship! Non si può arrivare in cielo senza passare per Roma, per l’Italia e per tutta la merda di questo stupido paese!
Carl William Brown

Che due palle con sto colosseo, un rudere di 2000 anni fa dove venivano uccisi degli schiavi e che sti fessi di italiani vogliono far passare come un grande monumento alla cultura, ma fateci dentro una discarica, con tutta la merda che avete a Roma! P.S. Se il colosseo non basta, usate pure il vaticano!
Carl William Brown

In una nazione che è peggio di una fogna, non possono esistere centri metropolitani, al limite ci saranno solo città di merda!
Carl William Brown

L’Italia è un paese che ormai galleggia a malapena nella melma più disgustosa, una nazione dove le fogne governano in tutti i sensi, e la chiesa cosa propone, un giubileo, straordinario ed eccezionale, per manifestare con parole, pensieri, ed opere tutta la sua gioia per l’enorme quantità di stupidità che ci circonda! Ma io dico, e andare a spalare un po’ di merda invece! L’Italia infatti più che di preghiere, di giubilo e di uomini illuminati dalla più profonda imbecillità, ha bisogno di innumerevoli spalatori! Questa può essere una proposta ragionevole anche per tutti gli immigrati che sostano senza fare un cazzo negli alberghi o negli ostelli cattolici della penisola, e per tutti quei politici che propongono buone riforme per colmare sempre di più il letamaio del bel paese, c’è da spalare, vogliamo capirla o no! La stessa ricetta vale ovviamente anche per la Germania, che deve smaltire oltre un bel po’ della sua merda, anche le centrali nucleari presenti sul territorio, per dei costi irrisori che si aggirano intorno alle decine e decine di miliardi di euro, che alla fine pagheranno i cittadini, come al solito, mentre in Francia e in Polonia gli stessi impianti continuano allegramente a produrre energia! C’è da spalare, e un bel po’ di roba, volete capirla o no! Altro che giubileo!

Carl William Brown

Crap Italy Jubilee 2016 T-shirt free sponsor
Crap Italy Jubilee 2016 T-shirt free sponsor

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